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earlier this morning in the hotel i heard someone yell “my goddamn FROOT LOOPS” and now i see why https://t.co/dTlFcsJxop
11 hours ago -
remembering things i said and did when i was drunk https://t.co/ct9WdueETn
13 hours ago -
i’d describe this morning’s hangover as “lively corpse”
13 hours ago -
if i was immortal i’d be doing all the same shit i’m doing now but i’d be wearing a duster
22 hours ago -
a thing i just did was say goodbye to my guests while lying in a hotel bed because i am too tired to get up
22 hours ago -
“hard” at “work” in the hotel room https://t.co/nffQ7SYtn7
Yesterday -
i thing i like about being in a hotel is everyone’s a stranger and we all look at each other like the other could be a murderer
2 days ago -
at the dog birthday party https://t.co/izdj0mDZ7j
2 days ago
Contact
- kristen n. arnett
- Agent: Serene Hakim, Pande Literary Agency
- pandeliterary.com/pl_author/kristen-arnett/