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pleased and proud to announce i am gonna take a fucking nap
32 mins ago -
wrestling with my own self-destructive tendencies https://t.co/NRatbmIWbP
2 hours ago -
a thing i love to do is set my alarm extra early so i can wake up and hit snooze 50 times and get really bad sleep and still be late to work
4 hours ago -
guy at 7-eleven won several hundred dollars on a lottery ticket this morning and got so amped about it he bought everyone's coffee
6 hours ago -
gut some fish into pieces this is a seaside port
14 hours ago -
support a gay person this pride by making the country less shitty
15 hours ago -
please invite me on your cooking show so i can drink all the liquor and act like i’m not gonna just have cheetos for dinner
16 hours ago
Contact
- kristen n. arnett
- Agent: Serene Hakim, Pande Literary Agency
- pandeliterary.com/pl_author/kristen-arnett/